My meal plan ran out and I have three days left in the semester. In my possession I currently have canned cheese, three sleeves of crackers, one box of mike n’ikes, half a jug of protein powder, two packs of ramen noodles, three sugar cookies, and a quarter bottle of vodka.
What can I cook with this? All recipes must be microwave safe.
what kind of cheese comes in a can? Nevermind googled. I advise taking all that shitty food and throwing it in the trash drink the vodka then proceed to beg for some money so you can get yourself some vegetables.
what are you doing out of the kitchen?!
you have three days and 2 packs of ramen noodles so you should be good just ration 1/3 of a ramen noodle pack for day 1 and 2 and eat the cookies on the third day then sleep the rest of the hours off with vodka
go sit outside mcdonalds in a sleeping bag, I see those guys getting free burgers all the time
its going to sound like a troll but go to a religious centre (pref not scientology or you might not be allowed to leave, alive anyway) and eat with them
pretend you are really considering joining them
[quote=“Pure_, post:7, topic:555365”]its going to sound like a troll but go to a religious centre (pref not scientology or you might not be allowed to leave, alive anyway) and eat with them
pretend you are really considering joining them[/quote]good shout - synagogues have the best buffets
meth
[quote=“Justin Bieber, post:8, topic:555365”][quote author=Pure_ link=topic=674556.msg4508260#msg4508260 date=1462878269]
its going to sound like a troll but go to a religious centre (pref not scientology or you might not be allowed to leave, alive anyway) and eat with them
pretend you are really considering joining them
[/quote]good shout - synagogues have the best buffets[/quote]
Very funny, jews giving out food for free.
[quote=“Travas, post:9, topic:555365”]meth[/quote]He doesn’t have cancer.
[quote=“Krackkid, post:11, topic:555365”][quote author=Travas link=topic=674556.msg4508282#msg4508282 date=1462914847]
meth
[/quote]He doesn’t have cancer.[/quote]
shut the fuck up homeless cunt
[quote=“x Albi x, post:12, topic:555365”][quote author=Krackkid link=topic=674556.msg4508290#msg4508290 date=1462920338]
shut the fudge up homeless runt[/quote]M FW
[quote=“Pure_, post:7, topic:555365”]its going to sound like a troll but go to a religious centre (pref not scientology or you might not be allowed to leave, alive anyway) and eat with them
pretend you are really considering joining them[/quote]
Used to eat at a Sikh temple daily for free. Oh man was it ever good. Makes me want to move back to the city.
[quote=“x Albi x, post:12, topic:555365”][quote author=Krackkid link=topic=674556.msg4508290#msg4508290 date=1462920338]
shut the fudge up homeless runt[/quote]But but, I’m not homeless 
what kind of retarded college student only has two packs or ramen oml