Would You Rather

#21

[quote=“Bowser jr, post:20, topic:502273”]Someone else’s.

Would you rather have a night in Krackkid’s bed, or get $1000?[/quote]
$1,000. Krackkid is barely worth $5.

Would you rather eat a chicken liver (uncooked) or eat cow shit.

#22

Chicken Liver Uncooked…

Would you rather: Suck blood out of a pig OR eat raw Pig Bladder…
MUAHAHAHAHHA!

#23

I was going to post, but I can’t really answer that because I’m a vegetarian… :frowning:

#24

At least you posted.

#25

Lol its k. Lets keep the topic going!

#26

Would you rather have the ability to jump 30 feet in 2 seconds or dig 30 feet in 2 seconds.

#27

Dig 30 Feet in 2 seconds…

Would you Rather: Kiss an Elephant’s bum OR dance with a monkey in public?

#28

[quote=“Flame_, post:26, topic:502273”]Would you rather have the ability to jump 30 feet in 2 seconds or dig 30 feet in 2 seconds.[/quote]I’ve always had a fantasy about jumping really high, so definitely jump 30 feet.

[quote=“Lil_Smok3r, post:27, topic:502273”]Dig 30 Feet in 2 seconds…

Would you Rather: Kiss an Elephant’s bum OR dance with a monkey in public?[/quote]Dance with a monkey in public. Who gives a shit what the idiots in the world think? Anyone who laughed probably wouldn’t have the balls to do so.

Would you rather: Have unlimited snacks and soda or be able to look like Frell with minimal effort?

#29

Snacks and soda

Would you rather rape a family member and be happy forever or never be happy in life at all?

#30

Rape

Would you rather do 2 girls 1 cup or Pain Olympics

Not sure if considered pornography o.O

#31

2 girls 1 cup. I like poop cones. :expressionless:

Would you rather eat Mexican food for the rest of you life, and have the major shits all of the time… Or drink a gallon of pig piss?

#32

[quote=“Fails, post:31, topic:502273”]2 girls 1 cup. I like poop cones. :expressionless:

Would you rather eat Mexican food for the rest of you life, and have the major shits all of the time… Or drink a gallon of pig piss?[/quote]
Mexican food.

Would you rather kill a man and hide him or kidnap a man and take money from the family?

#33

Kidnap the man and take money from his family, that way they still have him.

Would you rather stick a needle in your eye or inject yourself with a strangers syringe?

#34

[quote=“amy_webb, post:33, topic:502273”]Kidnap the man and take money from his family, that way they still have him.

Would you rather stick a needle in your eye or inject yourself with a strangers syringe?[/quote]uhm, really depends on where abouts in the eye, If I can do so without being blinded go for gold.

Would you rather eat snails or stingray

#35

[quote=“Mikeyzzz, post:34, topic:502273”][quote author=amy_webb link=topic=620501.msg4249743#msg4249743 date=1362273003]
Kidnap the man and take money from his family, that way they still have him.

Would you rather stick a needle in your eye or inject yourself with a strangers syringe?
[/quote]uhm, really depends on where abouts in the eye, If I can do so without being blinded go for gold.

Would you rather eat snails or stingray[/quote]
Snails obviously.

Would you rather get a sniper or a mp41.

#36

Sniper, cause it’s bad to the bone. :cool:
Java guru or web dev badge? (Implying that you also have this knowledge)

#37

Hard to decide since Java guru includes web development. :frowning:

Would you rather die fast and not see your killer, or die slow and see your killer?

#38

Die fast.

Would you rather have the superpower of seing through men’s clothes (You can’t turn this off), or losing your gentleman’s sausage?

#39

seeing through men’s clothes, I would rather keep my family maker.

Would you rather be the smartest person in the world but be blind, or the dumbest person in the world but have the best vision?

#40

Smartest person in the world.

Would you rather do anal with 3 giant scorpions until your anus is ripped off or get a blowjob by a fully grown great white shark?