Would You Rather

#61

Elbow to the testicles!

Would you rather Find out you have cancer or that one of your closest family members has cancer?

#62

Find out I do I guess

Would you rather have genital warts or have the curious case of Benjamin Button

#63

BB

Would you rather sleep with 1 man, or sleep with 2 men? (trololo)

#64

[quote=“jal knight, post:63, topic:502273”]BB

Would you rather sleep with 1 man, or sleep with 2 men? (trololo)[/quote]

is he ugly or…?

would you rather be captured by somalian pirates and never see your family back or be bombed by al qaida and never see your family back

#65

Be bombed by Al-Qaida
Would you rather: Live with your Girlfriend forever OR live with your family forever?

GL…

#66

Girlfriend by far.

Would you rather eat a large sack of sour gummy worms in one setting, or a large box or caramel slices?

#67

Caramel obv.

Would you rather die of being cooked on a fire? Or frozen by liquid nitrogen.

#68

Liquid nitrogen.

Would you rather live in North Korea or in Somalia?

#69

North Korea, I <3 Asians.

Would you rather get roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, or Analed by Uncle Ruckkus from The Boondocks.

#70

Anal of course because I may or may not be gay

Would you rather be a rich famous man or a slutty girl who is married to a rich famous man who is dying of cancer.

#71

Slutty girl, I’ve always wanted to know what penetration feels like <3.

Would you rather be a Nazi, or KKK.

#72

Nazi, at least they had some good qualities, like the ability to listen.

Would you rather spend your whole life (never getting up) in bed, or have a very stressful job that you believe is making you go bald?

#73

I could show you! <3
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Stressful job, bald makes you look smart!

Would you rather have a huge dick but only get turned on by guys in drag or have a small dick and be turned on by the pussy?

#74

Huge penis that only gets turned on by guys in drag. :wink:

Would you rather have a wet dream with a family member, or a dream where you’re running away from a scary creature?

#75

A dream where you’re running away from a scary creature…

Would you rather eat fresh, warm, pasty dog shit or 1-week-old camel shit?

#76

1-week-old camel shit.

Would you rather live together with Kracckid for the rest of your life (You have/get to sleep with him), or live in Detroit for the rest of your life?

#77

[quote=“Bowser jr, post:76, topic:502273”]1-week-old camel shit.

Would you rather live together with Kracckid for the rest of your life (You have/get to sleep with him), or live in Detroit for the rest of your life?[/quote]
Live in Detroit.

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?

#78

I already sleep less than I need, so I choose that. Turning it around, it means that I’m always just an hour short of being fully rested no matter how long I sleep.

Would you rather live forever, but never fall in love. Or would you find the love of your life, and die when you become 35?

#79

[quote=“Bowser jr, post:78, topic:502273”]I already sleep less than I need, so I choose that. Turning it around, it means that I’m always just an hour short of being fully rested no matter how long I sleep.

Would you rather live forever, but never fall in love. Or would you find the love of your life, and die when you become 35?[/quote]
Find the love of my life, and live to 35.[size=4pt]in dog years[/size]

#80

Fruck that, who needs love when you can live forever.

Would you rather marry Silabsoft or get shot by Travis